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Saturday, September 30, 2006

20th Sept - Xia Men to Shen Zhen

The nice girl at the guesthouse reception wanted to give us a storybook for our long bus-ride to Shen Zhen but we refused as politely as we could after finding out that the book was a gift from her brother. She belonged to the countless who left school and their poor farming villages early to come to the city to find a job. When there are no guests, she tries to catch up by going through her secondary school textbooks, hoping to pick up where she left off at secondary one. Her future plan is to enrol into a night school when she has the cash.

The 11 hour ride (7.35am to 6.30pm) to Shen Zhen wasn’t bad at all on the sleeper bus which had about 32 double-decker bunks arranged in three rows in a larger than average bus. Surprisingly, the bunks were wide enough and were raised at the head so that you could watch the movie on any of the 4 small TVs without straining your neck. Even more surprisingly, no movies were screened which was a good thing since I was directly in front of on screen and didn’t had any earplugs. All shoes must be taken off and wrapped in a plastic bag before making your way down the two narrow corridors. The bus driver was rightfully very anal about this. Bunk belts were of course optional. His sulky side-kick couldn’t understand why guitars shouldn’t go into the under carriage compartment with the other gigantic suitcases.

Tucked in nice and warm beneath the comforter, I woke up only for lunch which was included in the ticket price. Karen went to settle some serious bowel issues while we were grouped with the other passengers and assigned to a table. There wasn’t much time to get the rice, pick some morsels for Karen and feed myself before the poor starving folks around me wolfed and gobbled down the series of dishes. It didn’t really matter that the fish was mushy, toufu sour and the half chicken, more bone and skin. It all went down their systems in record time and a few had left by the time a very satisfied Karen appeared. Luckily we had our pastry stash back on the bus.

Eager to get on with the journey, I placed my laptop bag on a teeny rack at the foot of my bunk as I removed my shoes. It ended up falling more than a metre onto the floor. What followed was a few seconds of sheer terror till finally, by the combined grace of air-blister padding, a Hedgren bag, SONY’s quality and about 1 centimetre of springy carpeting, my laptop came to life. All was well in the universe. I spent the next four hours writing and developing a tremendous urge to pee. I think having a laptop on your crotch for an extended period of time on a moving vehicle has something to do with it.

As the driver predicted, we were delayed by the jam 30 kilometres outside Shen Zhen. This was not helping at all with the mounting pee problem. I stopped typing and focused on tensing and relaxing the relevant muscles…for a long time.

As most bus trips go, we reached the terminus, I collected my stuff, zoomed to the toilet and opened the floodgates and let out the yellowish litres. You don’t drink too much on a 11 hour ride.

When the LP says that there are no cheap places in Shen Zhen and a bed in the hostel’s dorm costs 60 yuan, the best option are the touts. These networking gurus of the streets never fail to meet at least our tight budget. It’s just a matter of the living conditions. On your part, you need to be realistic about your budget ceiling and bear in mind that these touts deserve a cut from it.

We were lucky this time and our tout was the average guy just trying to make an average living off the streets. ‘60 yuan for two. Bathroom outside no problem. Place must be clean.’

A short walk later, we were in a 25-storey apartment block covered entirely in scaffold and green mesh just next to Shangri La and only 5 minutes from the Metro and airport bus depot. The family in 1405N was watching TV and a little shocked when we barged in and occupied their daughter’s room. True to his word but more of it being their daughter’s room, it was indeed very clean and comfortable. The high heels beneath the TV and her underwear in the closet didn’t bother us too much. It felt more like a home-stay especially when the toilet bowl had a large gaping crack in it and you could see the blue flames of the heater while you showered in a 0.25 square metre space. Everything was functional and that was good enough for us. You couldn’t stand directly in front of the sink because the washing machine was there and somebody’s pants is giving off that familiar smell of stale sweat. I was a good little insight at how the average urbanite lived in Shen Zhen. Give me a HDB flat anytime.

On the way to dinner, we saw a mother sitting on the pavement feeding herself and her baby from a rubbish bin. It could be just a hoax to bring in the yuans of pity like Leper Lady in Beijing. Both mother and child looked quite well nourished.

The long underpass that led to the swanky railway station had the illogical comic relief of India. The half of the pass nearer the station was immaculate, the other end remained in the early 1980s. Standing at the ceramic-concrete borderline you simply laugh and wonder what is this bit of India doing in China.


21st Sept - Shen Zhen to HOME!

Today we saw China’s most ‘jia lat’ beggar lying half naked on one of Shen Zhen’s overhead bridges. At 2.30pm, the concrete surface must have been burning but he lay flat on his chest with both crutches under his armpits. His taut waxy skin suggest some horrible history of severe burns or perhaps and acid attack. But it was his eyes that made everyone give him a wide berth the instant they saw them. His eyelids flared outwards most unnaturally, adding deep red bloody rings around his enlarged monster-like eyes.

At the stalls in Dong Men Market, do not pay more than half the quoted price and the ‘walk away’ technique always gets the salesgirl running after you. It is really amazing how desperate for a sale they are and how cheaply things can be produced here. Karen did her shopping while I shopped for more patience. At one tea complex, I found out that the price of tea could range from 40 to about 1000 yuan per kg!

Karen was done with her shopping too quickly and we had too much time to kill. We toyed with the idea of watching ‘The Banquet’ but the 35 yuan ticket suggested that we wait for the DVD. The evening show costs 65 yuan. Instead we washed the heat down at McDonald’s with hot chocolate and hot fudge sundae. When it is this hot, you succumb.

As we walked to catch the airport bus, I think about the last seafood dinner we could have enjoyed in China if we hadn’t blown all our cash on shopping. But our friends back home needed presents or they wouldn’t be our friends.

We left for the airport early, ate some KFC and took the Tiger Airways flight back home. Nothing out of the ordinary except for one announcement apologising for a delay in our flight. It went ‘Dear passengers, we forgot to tell you that due to a problem with the aircraft (and therefore no fault of the airport) flight TR951 to Singapore has been delayed. The flight is now scheduled form 2300 to 2305.’ These guys are serious about every minute.

Final verdict after 79 days in China : Go to India.

18th Sept - Gu Lang Yu to Xia Men

Feeling that I have missed a fair bit of the old houses, I woke up at 6am to attempt to photograph old Gu Lang Yu in one and a half hours. It was nice and quiet and the old folks were just returning home from their morning stroll and exercise. Compared to Xia Men, Gu Lang Yu must be really an ideal place to stay. People here don’t spit and litter so much.

Xia Men is generally boring except for the old and narrow side streets saturated with gambling dens, brothels, adult shops, barbers, tiny eateries, printing firms, cramped dwellings and the local seafood market. These radiate out form the most liveless pedestrianised street in China. Every other major city has beautified their central mall here, you can still see the arrows and lane markings on the road that ran through the street. The famous peanut soup here tastes similar to the canned ones you can get off the shelves at NTUC.

I rarely lose track of time but I had the impression that today was the 19th and we that had only two more days left in China when we had three. I had already bought our bus tickets to Shen Zhen the next morning but we decided we would rather spend an extra day in Xia Men than in Shen Zhen. So we returned to the bus station to change the tickets surprisingly without any hassle or having to explain ourselves. Everyone is allowed only one switch which makes perfect sense.

We ended the day early by watching Stephen Chows ‘Guo(2) Can(3) 007’ a real classic in our room.


19th Sept - Xia Men

Xia Men University looks more like a park with the lake and lawns. The red brick hostels resemble a massive laundry house with shirts, shorts and underwear hanging along the corridors on every floor. The well-lighted air-conditioned quads do not match the China hostel horror stories. Each undergraduate has a computer terminal beneath his bed, a cupboard and a locker. Some sleep on mats instead of mattresses. The busy canteen is cashless and the variety of food looks healthy. There are quite a number of foreign students here including a few from the Philippines. There are also 10 basketball courts in the sports corner.

While Karen went to MSN, I walked and re-walked the seafood market taking photographs of the dazzling spread. Returning to the main street. A large crowd was gathered Mei Zhen Xiang bak kua shop not for the bak kua but to watch a street warden argue with a guy on a bicycle. The two had been fighting and had suffered cuts and bruises but the funny thing was an old traumatised lady who had witnessed the whole drama had been called in to be the judge. No that what she said mattered, the two blokes and their gathering mass of supporters argued on. These uniformed street wardens weren’t the police, their main duty was to get people off their bicycles on the main street.

I had my farewell haircut in one tunnel saloon. For 7 yuan, I came out with a short squarish crop, looking like any Chinese fella.


Closing in


non-competitors


inking


What happens when you squeeze the shell.


Here's the plan...


Fish Carpet


shiny happy people


Head or Tails?


What's the light for?


One face in the crowd


Scallops


plastic surgery


Clam seller


Gleaming


Bird Fever


Could be KL


Market Street


classic relic


raise the red lantern


Captain Planet


So small you couldn't miss it


Street Drama


Nap Anywhere


Make way


NUS also dun have


Hostel Life


Xia Men University, admin block


Better than a Harley


View from our guesthouse in Xia Men


Hand powered sewing machine


Some part of the duck


Community Centres

16th Sept - Yong Ding to Xia Men to Gu Lang Yu

On the bus, we met a lady who wanted to buy a house in Xia Men. Her daughter was graduating soon from the university in Fu Zhou and intended to find work here.

’No way is she going back to Yong Ding where we originally came from. She will not be able to get used to the life back there so we are moving here where the land prices are cheaper (compared to Fu Zhou). By the way, while you are in Xia Men try the freshly made green bean pastry.’

In China, chances are that after graduation, you will be absorbed into the city where the pay-roll is. Mum, Dad and family could be miles away and therefore not economically viable to visit. Aren’t you happy Raffles Place is only 40 minutes away from Jurong East?

China’s jolliest bus driver and conductor told us which bus to catch to get to the Gu Lang Yu ferry. The problem was that there were three ferry terminals spaced about 200 metres apart opposite the picturesque island famous for its collection of old houses. In such boggling situations we thought it was wise to head for the one with the sign ‘Gu Lang Yu’ above it.

16 yuan got us a return trip and the dubious 1 yuan safety insurance China so often slaps her commuters with. We hopped on the crowded ferry, watched the metal gates slide shut and the golden dragon’s head on the bow in front of us get smaller and smaller as we chugged not towards but around Gu Lang Yu. Not too bad, at least we are getting a free tour of Gu Lang Yu thrown in.

The moment the moorings were released, an excited candid commentary was unleashed at machine gun speed. Targeted at all the developments and attractions in the foggy distance, it was a most successful lure to get the tourists on board to part with 10 yuan for the binoculars rental so that they could see things like the Xia Men bridge, oil refineries, waterfront housing development, sea birds and the island features through blurry lenses. The crowd fell for the ruse and the business-savy boatmen made at least an additional 200 bucks! From the sea, the cable cars, central lookout, green-water beaches and colourful crowds of Gu Lang Yu looked worryingly like Sentosa.

For reasons unknown to us, our ferry dropped us at the furthest possible jetty from the main settlement area. You knew where the centre was because the island’s only McDonalds was there looming above the Visitor Centre which didn’t hand out any free maps of the island. You had to buy them from the touts outside or photograph them from the boards.

After ten hot minutes, we realised that Gu Lang Yu (which is much smaller than Sentosa) wasn’t Sentosa. It was what Sentosa should aspire to become. The only vehicles on the island are the electric buggies which the truly lazy will pay 50 yuan to circumnavigate the little island. You could do the same trip on foot in an hour and a half. Supplies, construction materials and tourist baggage are piled on two-wheeled carts and pulled across the island by sunburnt coolies. Under one shady corner, one guy belts out old Chinese numbers to an electric guitar-erhu accompaniment. His repertoire so he claims is 600 songs wide! More importantly, there is a vibrant resident population here thriving on tourism and serving up an amazing variety of excellent and reasonably priced seafood dishes. Most importantly, these friendly folks who still manage to remain friendly despite the daily influx tourists are housed in a lovely chaotic clutter of colonial houses oozing with heritage and history!

An overenthusiastic tout fond us some decent accommodation at a small guesthouse tucked away in a small street three minutes away from the main area. The first place he led us to was cheaper and more rustic but unfortunately couldn’t accept foreigners as we only found out after some light bargaining and room inspection. Still it is wiser not to declare your nationality at the beginning if you want to be given a discount. Like the lady in Yong Ding, the owner of this place refused to take a risk and take us in despite the stiff competition. Perhaps the feared authorities are vigilant enough to sweep the tangle of small streets often enough.

After a good lunch of cheap noodles (yet another impossibility on Sentosa), Karen returned to the room to crash while I explored the main district for a while. One thing you would notice in China is that some locals tend to place a sheet of paper or tissue between their butt and whatever they are sitting on. You can guess what happens when they leave. Not much of a problem actually, they are just doing their part to keep one of the many long-broom sweepers busy.

I also found the pleasant Youth Hostel with free WiFi which didn’t pay touts any commission. Facing the main jetty, walk 150 metres to your right. It’s hidden behind some buildings on a small hill to your left.

If you are into colonial architecture check out the Visitor Centre which features all the buildings on the island with historical value. There is also a scale model of the entire island and the ‘interactive touch screen booths’ so often found in Singapore.

Karen was still concussed so I had a good dinner of beef, clams (hua1 ge2) and kong(1) xin(1) cai(4) the most widely available vegetable in China. The purple coloured loaf stuffed with red beans we had for supper was uniquely Gu Lang Yu.

17th Sept - Gu Lang Yu

Today we did the usual tourist thing beginning with a horrible breakfast of the cheapest noodles you could find on the island – only 2 yuan – and therefore horrible, what were we expecting?

A big net was draped over part of the island. Some birds got stuck, some got thrown in and you wind up with Gu Lang Yu’s ‘100 species Aviary’. He crowd loved the bird show where poor manacled parrots and cockatoos get blasted with techno music while doing stupid things like riding mini-bicycles and picking up trash but the highlight for me were two giant yellow hornbills. They look mighty miserable behind the black mesh of their separate enclosure.

From the aviary, we took a cable car across the valley to Sunlight Rock. Yes, and the Chinese do make life exciting here by taking off the window panes to make the 3 minute ride more thrilling. It’s been years since I brought 2T1 to Sentosa, played the role of the life-guard while they swam and somersault in the lagoon, took them for their first walk in on forest trail and paid for their cable car ride back to mainland. Boy was I rich then. Here on the dangle to Sunlight Rock, I loved the exposure but not the colour of the sea here! Take off all the windows on the cabs at Faber and market it as an extreme sport.

Sunlight Rock at noon should be called Sunburn Rock. The huge outcrop right smack in the centre of the island has been converted into THE lookout point all self-respecting tourists on Gu Lang Yu must make their pilgrimage to. It looked so commercialised and we intended to give it a miss but our tickets to the Aviary included the cable car ride and admission into Sunlight Rock so go with the flow.

Thousands of tourists cannot be wrong and the 360 view on the tiny concrete viewing deck was fantastic especially the cityscape of Xia Men with the characteristic mess of Gu Lang Yu’s red rooftops in the foreground. There was also a sign here near the cliff’s edge that read ‘Caution, Drop Down!’

We made our way down to the small cove to confirm that the beaches at Sentosa was a better place to take a dip. There are more container ships and oil tankers berthed here but a fair number of locals were splashing about in the green waters just next to the speedboat landing zone. We gave up and went to scout for a decent seafood restaurant for tonight.

It’s easy to be convinced of the quality when two and a half dozen bubbling basins of prawn, clams, fish, crab and eels are on display outside the restaurants. At one joint, one friendly guy answered all our questions about some of the weirder live-forms on display and we promised to be back for dinner. He told us that he has seen many Singaporean tourists and they come with a grossly wrong assumption that China was a poor country and that Xia Men and Gu Lang Yu was going to be cheap. They wind up complaining and being unreasonable in their bargaining. He also noticed that we are very careful with our expenditure unlike the bingeing locals. We told him that most Singaporeans did not eat as much but preferred to spend the dough shopping. In his nice humble way, he was trying to tell us not to belittle China especially Xia Men which is ranked amongst her wealthiest cities.

The local laksa is not spicy and is filled with shrimps, squid, small oysters and fried toufu. Looks overrates the taste a tad though.

We found The Tunnel after lunch. It’s like an old CTE burrowing right through the island. Flat, cool, clean, lighted and about 800 metres long it is a wonderfully simple feature and a much appreciated shortcut for the cart coolies. But you can trust the Chinese to squeeze in a Terracotta Warrior museum somewhere in the middle!

There is always McDonalds after hours in the sun and there is always the regret after the first bite into the quarter-pounder. They used cucumbers instead of pickles and a synthetic-looking pink mustard to be washed down by the chemical caramel coffee that came with it! MacYuck! One lady in the corner was having some serious makeup done by her friend using the polished metal casing of the fire hydrant as a makeshift mirror!

We next headed for what was to become our favourite attraction on the island – The Underwater World. The seal and dolphin show was passable but the live specimens rivalled ours in Sentosa. Among the more interesting are Japanese spider crabs which had incredibly complicated mouth structure, the oddball cow fish, seaweed-like sea dragons, the grim stone fish, the giant grouper, the scary-then-funny sturgeons (they looked like they had banged their noses into the wall!), the entire cast of Finding Nemo and my personal favourite the feather-finned Lionfish. The specimens are exceptionally impressive as there is always a fair number of them in the clear tanks. I think there were 6 or 7 Lionfishes! Power!

The dead specimens included the ghastly ‘Eat Man Fish’ or piranhas floating in formaldehyde with the help of nylon strings. Of course some mouths were prised open to reveal the rows of incisors! The main selling point is a 232 18 meter full skeleton of a sperm whale. It is the largest in the world. A sensationalised video captures the emotional retrival, chopping up and transporting of the skeleton to Xia Men. Tears were flowing as they plunged their chainsaws in the massive carcass and two professional knife sharpeners were hired. It looked like every Xiamener was involved.

The bones were reassembled and the resultant skeleton perfect. They went a step further to ‘bring the whale back to life’ by creating a live-sized model of it! The pros say that Mr Big died from a fracture in his ninth vertebra. Maybe kena knock by one of the hundred tankers out there.

The finale was the shark tank whose inhabitants were not as diverse as ours.

Thus inspired, we went to fulfil our promise of a seafood dinner - undisputedly the highlight of the day. Two huge prawns sliced down the middle and laced with garlic and super fresh red snapper. Too bad for us the Jap crab wasn’t in the basin.

Friday, September 29, 2006


chainsaw


ok understand


fool on the hill


backalley blues


leave us ALONE


3rd little piggy


no smashing


reminder


dirty laundry


early morning


what would you do with a hexagon?


LifeSign


mum forever


Cart Rules


Nice to leave the branch alone


The Nurse


Mr Lonely


Jap Spider Crab closeup


Black Pepper or Chilli?


Cow Fish


Eye of the Beholder


232 bones, sperm whale


Teacher


Chinese saving Face


1 hand


Band of Brothers


The tunnel running right through Gu Lang Yu


Gu Lang Yu's Laksa


Bougainvillaea Bonsai


Blood on the water


Mr Sly


Gladiator


Gu Lang Yu, Xia Men in the background


In the Hot Seat


huh?


Gu Lang Yu seafront


Almost Sentosa


The Inquisitive


Opposite Knees


Mr Blur


Sneek a Peek


funny head


Ok I go home and bathe


Ya Edible


Next time


Tour Group Specimen


Something Harry would want this Christmas


Guess


Unusual Suspects


Big Hair Day


No cars so...


Xia Men from Gu Lang Yu


Just like in the movies


Octopus's Garden by The Sea

14th Sept - Tun Xi to Zhuang Ping to Long Yan to Yong Ding

Zhuang Ping was the closest this train was going to take us to Yong Ding. We got off at 2.32pm and found ourselves in a tiny town you didn’t want to spend too much time in. But we didn’t want to take the night train and reach Yong Ding past midnight so we bought tickets for the 6am train the next day only to find a public bus all ready to leave for Long Yan where there were many buses to Yong Ding. So impulsive we were to get to Yong Ding that we lost a bit of common sense. We hopped onto the bus and left for Long Yan, forfeiting the 38 yuan tickets we had bought minutes before. In more lucid times, we would have checked for alternative transportation and even if we had already bought the tickets we could have gotten a refund and then catch the next bus. Never good to be in a hurry.

The bus to Long Yan was screening ‘A Better Tomorrow 2’ which features Chow Yun Fatt, Leslie Cheung and plenty of dead bodies in black suits. I must say that most of the bus-movies belong to the 80s and early 90s era. Given the level of piracy here it is surprising that I am not watching The Banquet. I guess it is more a case of popularity versus piracy.

The Long Yan experience was short and funny. After buying our tickets to Long Ding, I went to the loo which was cleaner than the average bus toilets in China. On the door of the cubicle for the disabled was a sign saying ‘For Deformed People’. This would make some nice ending to some future English lesson that I may give so I whipped out my camera (yes even to the toilet its with me) and took a photograph. This amused the toilet auntie gang who were playing with someone’s baby.

‘Why are you taking the toilet when we are here? You don’t take photos of people?’ one of them asked without a trace of sarcasm.

‘No, I find this sign very interesting’

‘Why?’

What followed was an embarrassing attempt to explain what ‘deformed’ meant in with my limited Chinese vocabulary*. Eventually, they got the message and took the toilet lady job one level up by asking me to write down ‘Disabled’ on a piece of paper so that their manage could do something about it. I left them and heard mutterings about ‘you(3) wen(2) hua(4) de(4) ren(2) zhen(1) de(4) bu(4) tong(2)’ or how ‘cultured people are really different’. I am certainly not one of those cultured blokes but these cheery toilet aunties certainly have a good work attitude.

*There are about 50,000 different Chinese characters. The average Chinese person knows about 4-5000. I think my figure would be somewhere between 300 and 350.

The ride to Yong Ding was supposed to take just over an hour but due to China’s enthusiasm in improving the infrastructure, we were delayed by more than an hour. There were policemen at the bottle-neck, I guess to direct traffic and thumb down impatient drivers.

Before we even got off the bus, three female touts closed in around the door and started babbling something we couldn’t understand a shred off. It’s quite a funny experience as they oblivious to our confused and amused state continued their ramble until we asked if they could speak Mandarin. They were motorcycle-taxi riders and wanted to know where we were going. We weren’t going very far, just across the road to a cheap-looking place. The nice auntie told us the price, brought us up four floors to a large room big enough for four and waited downstairs as we unpacked and washed up. We came down happy and ready for a good dinner, showed her our passports and were told firmly that we had to find some place else. She was not licensed to take in foreigners. This was our first accommodation rejection in China. Obviously the authorities in these parts do have an authority.

‘It’s just one night. Can? We will be gone in the morning’, I tried.

‘No…last time I was fined 100 yuan. Two travellers like you. One Chinese girl but how would I know her boyfriend was a Jap? Blah Blah Blah Blah….’

‘Ok, no problem, we are going. Thank you. Can we leave our things here while we go find a place?’

‘Sure. Try the one just around the corner.’

We took her suggestion with Dong Fu Guesthouse which was worth its one-star rating and checked ourselves into a posh single room big enough for two. The only problem was that our private toilet was at the other end of the corridor. Not a problem since all the rooms in between had attached toilets. At 60 yuan, it was only 10 more than auntie’s next door.

Dinner was a beef soup which I enjoyed but Karen didn’t, reason being the beef slices coated with a gooey gelatine which turned out to be part of the cow’s tummy. Half-way through our dinner, a waiteress took our bowls from us, threw in a spoonful of some very MSGish powder and returned with an apology ‘Bu hao yi si, mei you wei dao’ or ‘paiseh, it was tasteless’. It turned out that one customer complained and she-who-was-full-of-initiative realised that the cook had forgotten the magic powder. The thing was that we told the cook not to leave out the MSG for our serving.


15th Sept - Yong Ding to Tu Lou (Hakka Earth Houses)

The mini-bus completed its ‘hei che’ transformation 5 metres out the station. With total disregard for the bloke who ‘inspected’ the bus before departure just standing by the automated gates. Four or five planks have been placed across the tiny aisle to form make-shift seats for new passengers with hardier butts and the driver had another five or six pairs of eyes to help him watch the road. I don’t think our new friends get much of a discount for their discomfort.

Ten minutes out of Yong Ding found us 50 years back in time amidst idyllic farmland dotted by kilns firing bricks and the round solid fuel for the traditional stoves. Entering the rural areas is always exciting. It’s not just the sights. The country crowd tend to smoke a bit more, talk a little louder and smell a little. We, especially Karen seem to attract folks who (in our humble opinion) are desperately in need of a good scrubbing. In their humble opinion, all is smelling as the countryside should. So we adapt by breathing a little shallower and pushing the windows as wide as they can go.

One hour later we were in another van headed for Zheng Cheng, one of the many ‘tu lou’ or earthen villages in the region. The driver offered to smuggle us in for 30 yuan, shaving 20 yuan off the entrance fee. Karen flatly refused his offer even before I could weight the risks and cost savings. Another elderly tourist who was with us also rejected his ploy on similar grounds. To reduce the risk factor, Mr Beat-the-System proposed infiltration via a goods lorry which disgusted our friend even more. In the end, the three of us paid him a 10 yuan token just to get us to the entrance.

The three of use decided to split the 20 yuan guide fee and in 1 hour the whole group got on well enough to have a big lunch together in one of the earthern houses.

Our guide was enthusiastic enough to get us enthusiastic about these collection of Hakka earthern houses and she made all the difference in the day’s experience. Fresh out of university, she realised that the regular office job wasn’t for her and strange people who dumped their jobs to unravel the world were usually better company than computers. So being a guide back in her native region offered her an ideal lifestyle solution especially when she encounters friendly tourists like us. The big old man had Chinese roots but spent 20 years of his life in Japan. It must be tough over there as he looked 65 instead of 56!

With four storeys of rooms, kitchens, stores and granaries built around a central courtyard, the first of the Hakka roundhouses resembled a castle. Following the I-Ching, each level was divided into 8 segments each containing 6 rooms. In total, the roundhouse had more than 200 rooms housing roughly 40 families! The roundhouse is still inhabited but mostly by old farming folks who sell souvenirs as a sideline. The young have left for the cities to find the regular jobs our guide was avoiding. These silver-haired men and women who were slowly drying grain, working the fields, doing the household chores, looking after the grandchildren or lounging in the shade added much colour and character to this village.

In the past the central courtyard was used for meetings and performances when guests like Yuan Shi Kai dropped by. These guests would be seated depending on their status. VIPs got the circle seats on the second floor, IPs made do with the stalls and the general Ps huddled on the ground floor landing of this mini-amphitheatre. A roundhouse this size took the families 5 years to construct. The communal style of living then continues today as the residents still help each other keep the clothes and look after the young. Because the Chinese are fussy eaters, cooking is still done at an individual level.

The round houses at 500 years are the more recent buildings in this village. The very first buildings were square or octagonal. All had thick walls, only one main door, no windows on the first and second level and no cooking vents to make things a little more challenging for the invaders.

On the first floor was the cooking and living area, the second, the granary and the third and fourth, the bedrooms. Wooden poles, pebbles and orange earth are compacted and piled onto of a stone foundation that formed the round base of the tu lou. The eaves of the roof extend well over the wall to keep erosion to a minimum. As a result, the walls after all these years feel rock solid.

In one square tu lou, a cascade of rooftops from the highest floor to the entrance gave the false impressive impression that the rear of the tu lou was higher than the front. We were awed. You felt that you were suddenly entering an ancient temple. Wells were dug on both sides of the courtyard and the resultant Chinese tea is supposedly superior than those made with tap water. Of course I couldn't tell the difference. One old lady in the courtyard babbled something in Hakka which we (including the guide) couldn't understand.

We should have packed our stuff and spent the night in the tu lou. A couple of tu lous had been converted into hotels and there was one 300 year old guesthouse with a 40 yuan double. But the lass at our Yong Ding hotel told us that it would be costly and we believed her. The owner of the guest house took our lunch orders and promised decent portions instead of a discount.

This guy had a hand in funding the local primary school so we skipped the haggling. It was the only school in town and deathly quiet because the kids had all gone home for lunch. No such thing as a school canteen since the kids would not be able to afford eating out. Some farmers were drying grain on the basketball court when we arrived. It was easy to identify the dreary original building since there were only four blocks. The teachers were enjoying their meal in the courtyard. They looked more like farmers but they must be doing a good job since the kids here walked to school smiling. Half an hour later, the school was what a school should be alive with lively noise.

Crossing the river, we come to the smallest tu lou in Zheng Cheng. Our guide explained that it was the result of someone’s dream. This one only had sixteen rooms surrounding a dank depressing courtyard. All the youths and young adults should come back and fill the gap and empty rooms.

Lunch was as good as promised. The ‘blood vegetables’ were excellent – dark green leaves that leaked a reddish liquid when cooked. So was the duck, chicken soup, fried river fish, and ‘mei cai kou rou’ which our dear elderly friend liked. Friendly conversations flowed and we secured a place to stay in Yokohama before saying goodbye to him and the guide. They had to leave early while we wanted to do a little more exploring.

One of the round tu lou had lost a third of its walls. Still we went to the entrance and asked permission from a group of old ladies to enter its unkempt grounds. Here we met a young girl who told us that a dynamite accident blew up the wall and killed quite a few residents many years ago. This girl, probably in her early twenties and now looking after her baby, came to live in the village after marriage. She says that with so many willing helpers, it is a breeze looking after the baby in the tu lou. She singles out an old woman and says, ‘the old folks here are all very healthy. Look at her, she’s 70 and her hair is all black. Look at the rooms, those with locked doors means that the family have moved out.’ She goes on to explain how hard it is to get her mother-in-law to use a gas stove. Once the baby is old enough, she will return to Guang Zhou to find work. Her hubby is in Cambodia working in a jeans factory. She came from a farming family so she could adapt quickly to the tu lou way of life. The folks here usually gather at the entrance for their meals and count the dynamite accident as a blessing since now more light enters the inner courtyard. We say goodbye and leave before the mozzies suck the last bloody litre out of us.

The bus back to Yong Ding was packed with teenage school students. Karen described them as ‘so secondary schoolish’ which generally meant rowdy, love-hate relationship with the opposite sex, body odour and an image modelled after jay chou, basketball clothing and cigarettes. The boys lit up, took very few puffs and snuffed out after some girls berated them. They weren’t really bad (most of their dads smoked), just really young.

Monday, September 25, 2006


alamak how come broken?


see what see?


bao gak liao


i think this one very old


makan finish go school


an zhua zhor ni?


jit jia kuay


bo lang


some more got liver


eh help push la


so nise!


majiam lantern festival siah


eh this one bo carleur one


he make until like picture like that


behind high in front low


sleep where?


i really dun know what you talking auntie


ya dun noe how to come and help


going to pit char liao


must have bamboo then can


so big got people stay meh?


eh how come this colour?


Majiam HDB siah!


Eh Ama le zho si mi?


Wa Lao STERRRDI!!


see no window no mother's son can climb in


vegetable like that who wan to eat?


eh dont stang down there talk cock sing song i tell you


eh still damn big man


Eh damn big leah


Inside roundhouse


Wah Lao house to bruddy big for wat?


think this one malaysia also have


like that also can meh?


basket, I working they still eating breakfast!!


Good helmet dun wan to use


eh this one who translate one? Kiam Pa!

13th Sept - Huang Shan to Tun Xi

The next morning, we took the ‘Hei Che’ or Black Car (actually a van) back to Tun Xi where we hoped to catch a Train to Yong Ding to see the Hakka earthen round-houses. Our van went up and down Tang Kou three times before finally getting on with the journey after we voiced some displeasure.

The good thing about these illegal operators is that they generally cater to the poorer folk and have an effective network of budget accommodation and transport options. The van dropped us off at the train station and there was an auntie waiting for us with accurate information about the trains and a clean 30 yuan room for us to use till our train at 9.40pm.

Xi An Jie in Tun Xi seems to be a cultured place with loads of calligraphy shops and tea houses selling about 20 varieties of tea ranging from 16 to 40 yuan per 100 grams. The tea in Huang Shan is supposed to be good so I bought the most expensive for my mum. Some of the box packaging here are really elaborate and are used for tea gifts. The other specialities here are pastries baked in a tandoor-styled oven and chestnuts which are roasted in an impressive row of noisy machines in the shops. It has been a while since I have eaten chestnuts and Karen and I competed in trying to peel the perfect chestnut. It evolved to who-could-eat-more after a while.

The owner at our lunch place guessed instantly that we were from Malaysia and we got our 100th ‘Singapore is a very good country’. We have our foreign affairs department and our TCS drama serials to thank for our fame. His little daughter with very adult mannerisms was very happy with her new pair of jeans and had to report the 2 jiao (S$0.04) she was taking form the drawer for an exercise book before hopping on her bicycle for school.

The side alleys along Xi An Jie are a treat of old buildings and old people. Majong was in session at one public toilet on the small landing between the two sides. Some of the buildings on the main street here have large carved wooden panels used to decorate the shop’s façade. This is something we have not noticed before in the other historic towns.

Back at our guesthouse, auntie dearest was quite enthusiastic about us having dinner at her small eatery. She promised us a discount and we agreed because the other alternatives looked all about the same. These aunties have a few tactics for snaring your yuans. First they offer you a discount, but they don’t give you a discount. Instead they tell you they will put more meat in our order. The next tactic is a sure winner. The slightly more expensive alternative is encouraged by saying that canned ingredients are used in the cheaper version capitalising on our aversion for all things canned. Dinner was cheap but so-so.

It was a 17 hour train ride and we didn’t manage to get a sleeper ticket at the train station but this time we tried for an ‘upgrade’ and managed to secure two hard-sleeper berths for an additional 77 yuan per person. Somehow, despite automation, the station has problems tracking availability. Beggars couldn’t be choosers so we couldn’t complain about the third-tier bunks with ceilings low enough to bump your head a few times before you finally get used to the cramped conditions. At least we would be getting some decent sleep saving me a grumpy Karen the next morning.


I agree!


Siam!


Cosy Crumbly


The Pharmacy


Children going home after school.


Alley Cat


We are family


All washing outside


Tandoor in China!


Guess


Interesting wooden facade here


How many of us repair ours?


Never ending story.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

10th Sept – Hang Zhou to Huang Shan Cont’d

Six hours doesn’t seem that long when you are on a super-highway elevated way above the fields and valleys below. At Tang Kou (Huang Shan’s gateway village), we trusted a tout we shouldn’t have and paid 80 yuan for a room which we would have gotten for 60 a little way up the road. The owner tried to get us to visit a waterfall for 10 yuan each but I suspected a scam and told her we weren’t interested. A van was parked outside the guesthouse waiting for us. Halfway down the main road, the driver caught up with us and offered to take the both of us there for 8 yuan!

Tang Kou doesn’t see that many tourists in this season so every shop, restaurant and hotel owner was eyeing us. One farmer offered to sell me two cans of tea and a map for 10 yuan! One lady followed us and gave us lots of advice and information about the climb so that we would dine at her restaurant later. You now her intentions but she wasn’t pushy so we gave her place a go later. Huang Shan which forms a huge rocky backdrop for Tang Kou doesn’t look so bad from down below. Huang Shan is actually a super dense grotto of porphyritic granite peaks (at least 40 listed on the map) not a solitary mountain.

The food was good. We had 13 small but fresh river fishes, a chicken and vegetables. The owner whom we initially thought looked like a crook lent us his detailed map of Huang Shan and offered to store our baggage for free. He also warned us about the exorbitant prices up there.

‘One plate of vegetables here costs only 3 yuan, up there 18 yuan! The average room costs 750 yuan!’

And we intend to spend two nights up there.


11th Sept - Up Huang Shan

China rates her attractions by the number of ‘A’s. Huang Shan with the only ‘AAAAA’ rating we have seen in China must be really something. No wonder my mum tells me ‘Huang Shan is very special’.

Also very special is the entrance fee of 200 yuan per person (still second to Jiu Zhai Gou). Go forge your student pass before you come here. It will save you 100 yuan.

There are about 5 different routes leading up into the middle of the Huang Shan collection. From Tang Kou, there was the eastern route which takes 3 hours, the longer and harder western route (7 hours) or the 65 yuan cable car along both routes if you are willing to be clobbered. We weren’t rich or decadent enough to take the bamboo sedan chair. We took the LP’s good advice to hike up the eastern route and down by the west where the scenery is supposedly out of this world.

For experienced trekkers, going up Huang Shan is easy and would not fall within the category of a ‘trek’ since steps are laid along every path here. The walkway is broad enough for porters balancing their load on a bamboo pole to bypass you and the even steps allow you to pay more attention to the mountains on the go. As a reference, if you have done Kinabalu, Huang Shan wouldn’t make you sweat too much.

For a few cents a gram, the green-vested porters carry everything from fresh bedding, petrol, melons, fresh meat and fish to unbroken toufu up to the hotels near the main summit area where crowds gather to watch the sun break the ‘sea of clouds’ or yun(2) hai(3). I asked one guy (there were no female porters) how many runs did he do per day. He said only one. The aunties at Mt K seemed fitter than this lot.

Still they have an innovate way of shouldering their load which is mainly hanging at the ends of a flat bamboo pole. They jam one end of a second pole between the free shoulder and the main load pole and using the shoulder as a pivot, press down on the other end of the second pole to help distribute the load between both shoulders. Whenever the porter needs a rest, this second pole doubles at a vertical support, forming a ‘T’ with the main pole to take the full load. Quite ingenious! See photo.

The effort to keep Huang Shan as natural as possible is commendable despite the whirling of the gears that keep the cable cars moving. There is a wonderful absence of railings even at precarious spots. Only at the guaranteed-death zones will there be a barrier. Inconspicuous dustbins are something unique to Huang Shan. There are plenty of them around but because they are made by putting four slabs of rock in a square to form a container, they are very low profile and blend in. A little outlet lets water out and there are enough uniformed collectors to clear the rubbish.

Human traffic isn’t too heavy today, only a little plugged at the sections where everyone is trying to overtake a porter. We do get stopped quite a few times by folks on the descent. They always want to know how much further they have to go. ‘Didn’t seem this long from the cable car!’ I wonder why. I asked if they got to see the sunrise in the morning. None of them did.

As we got higher and higher, so did prices and I had to pay 6 yuan for the roll of shit tickets (usually 1 yuan) which I had forgotten to buy at Tang Kou. I heard water is scarce up here. An egg which would cost a few cents were going at 2 yuan each. The thing was things were still going, testimony to the increased purchasing power of the Chinese. Unlike India, foreigner and local ticket prices are the same.

Most of the locals come here on package tours where the flag-bearing guides through their amplifiers will identify and tell them interesting stories behind peaks like ‘The Immortal Pointing The Way’, ‘Eyebrow Peak’, ‘A Monkey Gaping At The Sea’, ‘A Flower Grown Out Of A Writing Brush’, ‘Begin To Believe Peak’ and ‘The Eighteen Arhats Watching At South Sea’. We would rather let rock be rocks.

True to a raincoat tout’s prediction, it started drizzling close to noon when we were at the cable car station at White Goose Peak and a dense mist started drifting up the valley bringing visibility down to about fifteen metres. So slight was the drizzle that we didn’t need our raincoats but the stubborn mist blocked all views for the rest of the day.

To add to the gloom, the Bei Hai hotel LP recommended decided to go up-market, convert the dorms into doubles and subsequently the 150 yuan price tag to 750. A tout offered his place for 80 yuan per person in a dorm without any chance of a shower. Water is precious and expensive up here. We thought this was quite ridiculous so we tried our luck with Xi Hai, another hotel a short walk away. Xi Hai’s offer was the same as the touts. A dorm with a shower costs 130! We walked on to the next hotel which was fully occupied even though it was more expensive.

Xi Hai has a decent reception area, receptionists in light blue suits and a lobby area with 5 massage chairs and a café selling instant coffee at 20 yuan. If you are feeling rich try the 60 yuan ‘Paris Coffee’. So when we were led to the dungeon below, we were quite disappointed to see 9 or 10 beds cramped into our dorm. Fearing Huang Shan’s sheer beauty would inspire more than just poetry, Karen and I found ourselves in two separate dorms. At least we were the only ones around and the bedding felt fresh. We ate our cup noodle lunch, pre-ordered a 90 yuan set dinner and went out for a walk.

It was a good walk with all other tourists united in disappointment. After a couple of cold and windy viewpoints, we concluded that the whole region was shrouded and all we could enjoy was the misty pine forest. Some of the pines here look like umbrellas or giant fungi. Quite a number of viewpoints extend right to the edge of the cliff so you can dizzy yourself by looking down the vertical drop. Today you just feel stuck in some huge cloud. Still always something special happens everyday no matter how shitty. We meet another bunch from Singapore but didn’t get to talk. There was a group meditating at one viewpoint, trying to think warm thought as the wind blew through them. Maybe some secret Falung Gong faction training for a comeback. There is the forest patrol making sure people like me do not cross barbed-wire barriers and local men do not smoke beyond the designated areas at the hotels. We visit the Dawn Pavilion knowing that chances are that we wouldn’t be here tomorrow to miss the sunrise.

The dungeon was in mayhem we returned for a nap before dinner. We certainly weren’t the only two inmates here now. Several budget tour groups have flocked in and were happily eating their cup noodles, vacuum sealed chicken feet, preserved eggs, canned porridge, sausages and salted vegetables. This they did bearing in mind that the dorm floor was synonymous with ‘rubbish receptacle’. There was an old man sitting in my bed, chatting with his friends. Not a problem, he got up when he saw me. There were three guys smoking in my room. That was a problem. Two guys were eating on a mat spread on the bed next to mine. Karen’s dorm became a hen’s pen with ceaseless yakking in the higher registers. At least we got the small dorms. The late comers had to make do with up to 16 people in a dorm which the average Youth Hostel would fit 10. These were the true budget people who were armed with enough preserved food for their entire stay up here.

The 90 yuan dinner we got consisted mainly of vegetables. It was way overpriced but they took the hard way up and everyone has to make a living. Those who want to enjoy a little more of it has to bear the cost. And that’s us. The slightly more up-market tour groups were here too and once again proved to us that China was not the place to pick up waitering.

When I got back to my bed, my dear friend was sleeping in it now. His friend woke him up and put him in his own. I didn’t really mind. This guy could have been my grandfather. Their bubbly 27 year-old guide was having her dinner with them and through my comforter, I could hear them talk about the quality of rice and how people in Jiang Xi still revere Mao. She comes from a farming family and tells the group of men she was leading that her family grows only one crop a year because two harvests was too tiring. I went to sleep and eventually slept.


12th Sept – Around and Down Huang Shan

The inmates are all awake and their genuine excitement is loud and contagious. Stay here and don’t worry about not being able to get up for the sunrise. Despite knowing that our chances are super slim, I slept dressed for a cold wait at the Dawn Pavilion clinging on to the weather miracle that might happen.

I put on my shoes, got out of the dungeon, went back to the dungeon, told my nmates that they wouldn’t see a thing, took off my shoes and went back to sleep. These folks were here for the sunrise and as long as it rose, they were quite happy even though they might not see it and freeze in the slow process of not seeing it. I applaud their enthusiasm and ability to resist the temptation of a warm sleep. It was a cold and rainy 5am and everyone went to the various sunrise spots. When Karen and I awoke, the dungeon was empty of the previous day’s inmates and their belongings. The workers were sweeping up the last chicken and duck bones and re-making the beds (which I thought smelt rather fresh). We congratulated ourselves for a good night’s sleep and packed our bags to discover that Karen’s pink umbrella had gone off with someone from the sunrise crowd.

Fortunately, the morning’s rainy and misty misery cleared by noon, revealing some truly 5A scenery as we made our winding 3 hour steep descent through the Xi Hai Canyon which (thankfully) most tour groups avoided. This seemingly endless 2.7 kilometre stretch of close mountains, sheer drops, rock fingers pinnacles, strange rock-plant combinations and gorges emerging, fading and then re-appearing behind a swirling veil of mist takes top spot in my book of must-see places in China. It might actually be less beautiful and mysterious on a clear sunny day. Most of the photographs below are of this unique landscape which will most likely resist development due to the sheer gradient. So take you’re your time, save some money, build some leg muscle but come here before your Earthly lease runs out. Thankfully granitic Huang Shan’s lease is a bit longer.

Chinese couples and families have a uniquely wasteful way of sealing their love here at Huang Shan. They get suckered for a lock from the shops up here, engrave their names and the day’s date and add it to the thousands dangling on the chains of the guard-rails up here. Price doesn’t include the key of course.

Our ration supply of 3 biscuit packets wasn’t very substantial for all those steps so by the time we got to the nearest hotel (Bai Yun) we were quite willing to pay for fried rice that costs 50 yuan (usually 10 at the most). Hunger also robbed us of the standard No-MSG reminder so a generous dose was thrown in. The portion was generous and readied us for more walking.

The drizzle and mist returned as we went back onto the freeway of cold and disappointed tourists. Our initial plan to stay at Jade Screen Hotel was shelved when we found our that their cheapest bed in a dorm costs a whopping 260 yuan per person! Even the budget out-of-the-way place to stay has also hopped onto the cash cow. The receptionist directed us to the cable-car station which we assumed lay along the walking route down the mountain. It was not but we held on to our trekking roots and went back up the steep steps to Jade Screen to take the correct path. A friendly guard at the station who was quite amused that we were unwilling to part with 130 yuan to save 2 hours of walking did the back-track with us to ensure that we got onto the right path. It was 4.30pm and we were on a mission to catch the last bus back to Tang Kou at 5.30pm.

On the way, we met a few people who were definitely not going to make the last bus. Obviously having some knee problems, some of them were tackling the steps so gingerly, they would be lucky to down by 7pm. That would probably be us in 30 years which is not too long from now. One man asked a rubbish picker how does he zip down the steps so nimbly without damaging his knees.

‘You shouldn’t walk in a straight line. Instead walk in a zig-zag manner from one edge of the steps to the other’, said the rubbish picker in Mandarin as he did a short demo.

All of us started trying out this mountain secret and I found that it actually did work! By walking down in this fashion, a different set of knee muscles are used, the landing impact is lessened and you can go faster.

Armed with this new walking technique, I went on a little ahead to the bus-park to see the rear of the last bus go round the bend. Also here were a few taxi drivers who might have tripped me if I ran for it. They wanted 15 yuan per person for the return ride just 5 yuan more than what the bus-ride costs. Not much of a problem if you think of it in Singapore dollars but irritating in terms of percentages. Fortunately a group of three elders showed up and we bullied the driver to back down to the bus rate. I am sure we would have lost if the bunch that showed up were under 40.

We collected our baggage, had a good dinner of beef, fungus and vegetables at ground-level prices and were happy to have been up and down the very splendid Huang Shan. It would be nice to spend one more night on the mountain and if we had known we would probably stay two nights at the dungeon. But there will always be too many ‘would be’s’ and ‘if we had known’s’. The last strenuous activity in China has been completed and it was time to move on south.


puny little humans


like what you see in the paintings


The Otherside


remove the barriers


abseiling would be fun


pathfinder genius


where silence is deafening


The Crown


if you think walking is tough, think of the construction


thirst quencher


mountain's middle finger


it's a kind of magic


Brighter on the other side


Lazy Spider


Ascension


Exit Light


Going


Gone


Aren't you glad you are walking down?


Lower Peaks


The Wizard


what's round this bend?


Huang Shan (Dog's Version)


Rock City


Churn


future victims of biological weathering


Mountain Grotto


where blur is better than clear


Frodo visits Saruman


Strategic Viewpoints


how did the trees get here?


better than any Su Zhou garden


descent into the Xihai Canyon


You shall not pass

Saturday, September 23, 2006


Mountain? What Mountain?


Multi-Pitch


Out of nothing at all


Rock Pillar


sometimes we are clear and sometimes we are blur.


The Creeper


Bottomless


closing in


Eh, why you walk so fast?


What Huang Shan inspires.


What we dream for


In the Dungeon's toilet


The Flower Atop A Paintbrush


Sealed with a lock


Fingers too numb to feel


Rocky Mountain High


Why food is expensive


Big rock Small rock


I call this the Centurion Waits For His Valentine


Something called Porphyritic Granite


Karen is FIT


too bad no climbing


Nevermind the melon on the cabbages


Porter rear and front positions


Rest Stance


Dustbin in Disguise

9th Sept – Tong Li to Hang Zhou

It is a drizzly morning. I hop out of bed, take a couple of hundred photos of a relatively quiet, peaceful, wet and empty Tong Li and wake Karen up to catch the noon bus to Hang Zhou.

Our host is the local doctor so he gets a little jumpy when I put my guitar on my bed. Our room is spot-less and he advises us to run hot water down the tub to kill all the worms that live somewhere below or they will come crawling up when you bathe. Amazingly he has had one guy from Singapore at his place.

‘SINGAPORE! A VERY GOOD COUNTRY!’ he bellows (he only bellows).

I heard that a zillion times before.

Hang Zhou was cold and windy. We called the youth hostel, reserved two beds and found out how to get there.

‘Simple, take 155, drop at Wulin Square, take 12.’

The problem started when there was no 155. We got onto a bus that was headed for the train station east of the city centre, saw a number 12 go past, got off, caught the next one and found ourselves at the youth hostel 1 hour later. No problem. Hang Zhou is prosperous. It looks and feels more prosperous than Beijing or any other Chinese city we have been to.

The hostel here is the best we’ve been in. You enter your room by scanning a card and the lockers here are big enough for my guitar. Thoughtfully, there is a little shelf, reading light and power socket by each bed. The toilet doesn’t smell of the kitchen and vice-versa and the shower’s excellent. Two wonderful young collies and a white cat with three kittens seals the top spot. Of course there’s free WiFi, a small climbing wall and the West Lake or Xi(1) Hu(2) is just next door!

It was too dark to see Xi Hu but not windy enough to stop us from walking five or six blocks to Kui Yuan Restaurant to try two of their 43 noodle varieties. The 25 yuan fried eel and shrimp noodles I had was excellent! Karen’s shrimp noodles was only half as good.

On the way back, Karen went to buy a brush from Watsons while I waited over a cup of McDonald’s hot chocolate. One signboard here reads ‘Ni gou niu ma?’ or ‘Are you beef enough?’

I spent the night uploading the rest of the Beijing photographs.


10th Sept - Hang Zhou to Huang Shan

I wake up much earlier than usual and spend a long time watching the kittens and collies play in the courtyard. Mummy cat has eyes and kittens of different colours and the collies are chasing, biting and wrestling.

Xi Hu is a great place to be on a Sunday morning to watch old folks doing their stretches, practising tai-chi, playing chess, taking toddlers for a walk or catching up with friends. At one shelter were four musicians playing old Chinese hits to live crooning by a line-up of eager aunties. They take their singing very seriously and pump in a good dose of emotion and expression, oblivious to the gathering crowd. There never seems to be a shortage of singers waiting in line as the musicians flip their scores and tune their instruments. Each one, except for the percussionist has a small but effective amplifier attached to the belt. The show is real draw for the old and they sing along while the young try to understand what is being sung as it is often in dialect.

At 2 kilometres wide and a bit longer in length, the enormous lake is Hang Zhou’s main attraction. Lawns are kept immaculate by uniformed guards and a low rope barrier. Willow trees line the windy pavements here but there are few joggers. However, cycling is not permitted here given the human traffic. Soothing Chinese classical music is channelled throughout the park and we try to find the grey box amplifiers in the bushes. Little cosy enclaves of eateries and cafés have sprung up around the lake and Crystal Jade has a huge outlet here together with Starbucks and Hagen Das. It would be nice to spend the whole day here but we have one more mountain to climb.


don't play mind games with me


the power of music


Oldies by Oldies


Flow


remembering Prince


morning run


scoot and scamper


why two is better than one


that's a good one!


best friends


Tackle


Hard to Concentrate


So puzzling this world I'm in


Supermum


Brother of a different colour.


Why is mum white?


Hang Zhou International Youth Hostel, THE place to stay.

Friday, September 22, 2006

8th Sept – Su Zhou to Tong Li

As advised by our friend Li Rong, we chucked the very touristy Zhou Zhuang for touristy Tong Li, both China’s claim to being the Venice of the East. Tong Li is less than an hour away from Su Zhou and we being more accustomed to 5 hour rides, were quite shocked to get off the bus so soon especially at a dodgy bus station by a dusty main road without a river in sight.

One guy reassured us that we were indeed in Tong Li and the canals were here as well, just a short walk away.

Tong Li applies the one-ticket-for-almost-all-attractions tactic. Again you have to hand it to the Chinese. The one attraction that wasn’t included in the 80 yuan admission was The (irresistible) China Sex Museum! Much more of that in a bit.

After two gardens, one on land and one on an island (which we had to get to on a free boat-ride) we called it quits with the freebies. All the gardens were begining to look alike. Same formulae, one pond, rockeries, carps, 1 yuan fish food packets, a pavilion here, a concrete boat there, some greens, some restored dwellings and Walla! Su Zhou Garden! At least this boat-ride was a little longer than the one in the Coiled Gate Garden but we had to pay for the buggy transfer to the pier! The island garden was quite ultimate too. You have the mandatory pond with two towers with signs saying ‘Please Go Upstairs!’ so that you can pay 10 yuan to ram a bell for divine protection and luck! I did take a belated (and therefore good) dump in the temple toilet though. We were done with the entire island in 15 minutes.

The signs here were hilarious and amusing too. All rubbish ‘bins’ suddenly became ‘receptacles’ and ‘recyclable’ became ‘reconerable’, a word that doesn’t exist outside China. Chinese trying to catch up on some stunning vocab! I have included a photo of the rules and regulations at the island below. Go tickle yourself!

I figured we better get down to the main business of aimless wandering especially along the numerous canals that dissected the small quaint town into five of six main islands. Despite the tourist shops, there are a good many old houses, stone bridges, narrow cobbled streets, cute animals and pleasant old folks here to delight ourselves in. Dozens of tea-houses line the canals offering 20 yuan Oo-long tea as you watch the boats and people go by. There seem to be only two kinds of boats, the tourist boat, usually operated by a lady rowing a single large oar which functioned as the rudder and the garbage boat, with two men on it, one to row while the other nets the trash and chuck it in the main compartment. The water is greenish but colour does not stop these folks from washing their clothes, dishes and food by the many steps that lead down to the canals. At least the canals do not smell.

Ok, back to the AAAA attraction – The China Sex Museum. It got off to a good start. You enter the first courtyard and see a big smiley goblin statue pointing the way with his OHMYGOD!! penis. A rusty chain goes all over him except his big brother. The witty caption below goes ‘Bang(3) Bu(4) Liao(3)’ or ‘cannot be resisted/suppressed’. Next to Mr Big is a small rather subdued marble Kuan Yin.

We follow the pointer into a bigger courtyard with more sex-themed sculptures but none as good or as big as the first. We did spot one interesting bug though. See photo.

The showrooms displayed sex-related artefacts showing how ancient men worshipped the phallus and virgina through their craft. So there were lots of penis-shaped rocks or stones with a distinct cleft in them.

The benefits of the dildo was described on one board.
1) For the wives of seamen to tahan while hubby is away.
2) To enable eunuchs to enjoy what they have lost. As close as it gets
anyway.
3) Even the Emperor needs a little help to satisfy the demands of his
harem! (my favourite)

Since there was no sex-education back then, young couples needed a little visual instruction. These came in gadgets call ‘trunk bottoms’ which are small ornate containers (some fruit or vegetable-shaped) hiding figurines in copulation. They are discreetly placed at the bottom of the daughter’s trunk when she packs up and moves in with her hubby! More high-class versions include cups and bowls with decent characters on the outside behaving indecently on the inside. Some serving trays at brothels have porn carved into the base or in a secret compartment to arouse the patrons. One prostitute has her sexual forte carved onto her ring. There is also a whole collection of porn. Not your Playboy magazines but a set of about 40 A5 sized tiles showing couples, trios and even man-animal combinations in the various positions of fore-play and copulation. There was one terrible scene with a water-buffalo and a rooster pecking at his other name.

Lesbian and gay relationships were touched on vaguely since these are very sensitive topics in China. Lesbianism has been around for a long time and ancient painting showed women in pairs keeping each other happy. One favourite tool among the lesbians is the double-ended dildo. Gay behaviour too has its history when men went to war and needed to satiate their sexual desire. Hardly any women at the frontline and spears, arrows or The Judge’s Pen weren’t fun at all.

More modern is the OSIM massage chair equivalent of a sex aid. This highly adjustable hot seat has extensions to hook an arm here and a leg there to help a couple get down to business in their top ten positions. There’s even a rocking chair function for the lazy!

Nuns and monks and sex are not mutually exclusive entities. Ancient paintings do show them in action and in combination. One nun has a wooden pillow with a highly polished wooden dildo in its chamber of secrets! It’s not just the Vatican that is facing these problems mind you! Underaged sex wasn’t that much of an issue then, the Emperor’s concubines looked 14ish.

Part of the museum highlights the subjugation of women. This included prostitution, sexual abuse and feet-binding. Licentious women were stripped and saddled on the most uncomfortable saddle in the world (use your sick imagination) to have their privates ruptured by the rodeo ride. Husbands would go mad if their wife did not bleed on their wedding night. No excuse if you were the Ming champion hurdler. Selected concubines were given the seal of approval…stamped on their buttocks. Feet bones were crushed and binded. Besides the dainty teetering, feet-binding is believed to strengthen the vaginal and inner thigh muscles to enhance the women’s ability to give pleasure. The end result is pain, two human walking aides and size 1.5 shoes.

Another section dealt with women and war. Some went in as spies, while others were the Chinese version of Troy. There were four beauties who had such an impact. I can only remember one Yang Gui Fei. According to the info-board, all died young.

Unlike the one in Paris where photography and video is highly encouraged (Hey it is in France after all), the Chinese version is doesn’t allow such private publicity but they aren’t that good in enforcing the ban. There is a watchful girl in each showroom but she is too busy watching out for the drones of evening mozzies.

Besides the canal scenes, this museum is the best thing Tong Li has to offer.


Old and Young in Tong Li


ELO


slave to the grind


Canal Clutter


smelly tou fu


heave and hoe


sure to dry


still sleepy


laundry too?


Boat Birder


In the morning where streets are clear


Alternatives


Simple Elevation


All things old and wonderful


ripple effect


rest assured that the food you eat is clean


morning gossip update


Boy goes home after school


milling before a meal


The Canal IS clean.


trunk bottom


the nun's secret weapon


when i'm 64


Witty Pottery


Open for interpretation


The interesting bug at the China Sex Museum


Bang Bu Liao


Lend a hand?


The Rubish Receptacle


Steer with a smile


Canal Cleaners


Nap by the door


slowly down the alley


where work = exercise


Another one needing a haircut.


Sit and Watch


Chinese Gondola


Old Kettle


Still the main mode of transport here!


Cross Key


For the bold not the broad.


At least the brolleys are green


Aircraft Carrier


Tourist Gimmick - Be a Bride!


Laundry Alley


Daily Dose of Medicine


Don't lose your head


Tul Si Garden in Tong Li


Just add water, stone, pavillon, greens etc and you'll get a Su Zhou Garden!


Rubish


Follow the Leader


Tong Li's touristy side streets.


Tourist boats, check out the large single oar-cum-rudder.


How the canals bisect the town of Tong Li.

6th Sept – Nanjing to Su Zhou

We were in Nanjing mainly to visit the gory Memorial Hall of the Nanjing Massacre. Everyone needs a blinding reminder of the ‘otherside’ of human nature after so much staggering beauty and friendliness in China. This ‘otherside’ meant 300,000 to 400,000 Chinese civilians killed in six weeks and at least 20,000 women between the age of 11 to 76 raped.

We bought tickets for the late afternoon express to Su Zhou, deposited our baggage and took the rare 30 yuan 8 kilometre taxi ride to the museum…which happened to be CLOSED FOR RENOVATION! Karen made some bitter remark about having the common sense to renovate the museum in sections. Next time, if we are were going somewhere just for one attraction, we better call ahead. Perhaps Huang Shan is also under reno.

For us, good food heals much better than time, and the splendid value for money ‘kuai(4) can(1)’ or quick meal by the roadside almost made up for our foul luck. For 5 yuan per serving, we had a meat dish, rice and 4 different veges!

Plan B was the Imperial Examination Musuem to have an idea of how the scholars of that age took their O, A and U levels. The exam centre in Nanjing was one of the biggest in China and 37,000 candidates sat for their papers in rows of cubicles just over a metre wide in the company of the occasional bug, rat and snake. Some papers would stretch over a few days which meant living and eating in these cells (There are toilets at the end of each row). Naturally some looked of the model candidates here looked delirious. One bloke was still taking the exam when he was 55. He passed and went crazy after that. The museum also show how the candidates try to cheat with notes written on palm-sized pieces of paper. Very little of the huge original complex is left and the mannequins in the mock cubicles ranged from depressed to decomposing. One cubicle was even on ‘fire’.

One exam topic went something like this: ‘Women and peasants are problematic to govern. Discuss.’

Of all the candidates who took the paper, the only one who made it was the only female who naturally was the only one who disagreed with the proposition.

On the streets just outside the museum is a cacophony of pet shops. Crickets are sold in small cans which have a tiny porcelain bowl glued to the base to contain water. When they call, they sound like shrill alarm clocks.

Soon our stomachs were calling again and had to be stuffed with some tasty Nanjing cold salted duck and ‘ba(1) xian(1) mian(4)’ or a bowl of noodles so generously stuffed with 8 different ingredients (more salted duck, sausage, pork slices, two kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoot, salted vegetables and green veges) it could feed three.

We went to the internet café across the road to search for a place to stay in Su Zhou. Many hostels have websites and can be easily traced on Google. There are also many unofficial YHA hostels but we didn’t find any in Su Zhou. These roadside wang ba or internet joints charge only 2 yuan per hour and a little less for members.

At Su Zhou, one taxi driver wanted 30 yuan to get us to our hostel not knowing that we had phoned ahead to reserve a room. They told us that a taxi should cost only 20 yuan. We hailed a more honest cab and got ourselves there for 15!

For dinner, we were suckered at Sarawak House which promised authentic Sarawakian Food. The beef rendang and the prawn sizzler was one of the worst I have ever tasted. ‘Big Al’, the Sarawakian owner (who was present) really does injustice to his native dishes and to the tourists and locals he feeds at such a high price. I should have complained but we went back to have one of the best showers in China - the type that could cook you.


7th Sept – Su Zhou

Su Zhou’s gardens are supposed to be an art-form much alike the Japanese zen gardens were water, wood and stone blend perfectly. I think they are in general a rip-off and time and money could be better spent somewhere else in China.

The Master of the Nets Garden is mainly a cluster of rooms surrounding a central pond. Very good for hide-and-seek and ninja movies. The art gallery is really nice though and auntie’s here has a son doing his Phd in NTU. It was fun talking to her about Singapore and trying to convince her that the Singapore Zoo was a better attraction than Sentosa. We also met another Singaporean tour group here who yelled to their guide ‘Wait Arr…Take picture at this pavilion first can?...Eh! The camera must adjust first!’

One thing I got out of this garden is that the floor tiles for the Forbidden City all came from Su Zhou. This I overheard from one of the guides. Not exactly shattering news but still something new.

The ultimate garden must be the one surrounding the Coiled Gate. The mastermind tries to make the rather high price of 50 yuan (for a garden surrounded by 3 storey terrace houses) worthwhile by throwing in a free show and a boat-ride in the compound. Both turned out to be severely sub-standard. For us, the highlight of this place was watching people feed a few hundred carps in the huge pond. With them swimming all over each other and mouths recklessly gasping for tiny fish food, they looked so funny. We have to give it to the Chinese, they can lay a small perfectly round marble platform, give it a fancy name like Sun Stage and make it part of the garden’s attractions. On the opposite side is the similar Moon Stage with a white crescent carved in. Some funny signs here read ‘Captive Animals Freeing Pool’ and ‘Beware of Safety’! There was a small weapon display on the old city wall featuring spears, halberds and one interesting weapon called The Judge’s Pen which is a big iron fist wrapped around a metal stake attached to a long pole.

We did pay to climb up a 9 storey pagoda just for the fun of it. The view was urban as far as the eye could see but the change for ground-level perspective was refreshing. Su Zhou is mainly a low rise old city with several fringing skyscrapers.

While Karen went online, I roamed the local neighbourhood and stumbled into the wet market. Here I witnessed my second chicken slaughter. The foul-lucked fowl was chosen, throat casually snipped with a pair of scissors and binned. The banging died down quite swiftly. This reminds me of a story one traveller told us. His friend was travelling in Cambodia and saw kittens on sale in at one market. She felt so sorry for the little prisoners that she decided make a little difference by saving one. She pointed to the cage and raised her index finger to the guy at the stall indicating that she wanted one cute little kitty. The guy picked one at random, snapped its neck and gave it to her. Next time, check if it’s a pet shop.

Su Zhou has really nice Chinese-architecture themed bus-stops. I didn’t get too see that many of their famed beauties though but they weren’t good enough reason to stay here any longer.

For lunch I had a bowl of excellent duck blood noodles, loaded with bouncy blood cubes and duck-everything except meat. Dinner was a much better re-run of beef and prawns, this time are a satanic-looking (black building outlined with red lights) Chinese restaurant. In China, eat Chinese.


What word?


Bouncer


Kaypoh Family


trying hard to look fierce.


Green River


Different Lanes for All


One representative each


Dragon on the eaves


Su Zhou's 9 storey Westin


Scrabby Doo


The Justice's Pen


Body surfing


Bug of Black and Red


Garden of the Coiled Gate


Carp Frenzy


Su Zhou's bus-stops


Maximiser


Master of the Nets Garden


Block print of Zhou Zhuang, venice-like place near Su Zhou


Grave tablet in the wall


Marble Magic


ancient scribbles


8 xian1 mian4 or 8 ingredient noodles


Nanjing speciality, Mei Hua Gao


Cricket Bathtub


Guess


Old Scholar in a New World


Plan view of the exmaination complex. Check out the rows of exam cubicles.


Imperial scholar in the exam cubicle


5 yuan fast meal or kuai4 can1


Street sign in Nanjing


which was closed for renovation!


The partition gets even smaller!

6th Sept – Nanjing to Su Zhou

We were in Nanjing mainly to visit the gory Memorial Hall of the Nanjing Massacre. Everyone needs a blinding reminder of the ‘otherside’ of human nature after so much staggering beauty and friendliness in China. This ‘otherside’ meant 300,000 to 400,000 Chinese civilians killed in six weeks and at least 20,000 women between the age of 11 to 76 raped.

We bought tickets for the late afternoon express to Su Zhou, deposited our baggage and took the rare 30 yuan 8 kilometre taxi ride to the museum…which happened to be CLOSED FOR RENOVATION! Karen made some bitter remark about having the common sense to renovate the museum in sections. Next time, if we are were going somewhere just for one attraction, we better call ahead. Perhaps Huang Shan is also under reno.

For us, good food heals much better than time, and the splendid value for money ‘kuai(4) can(1)’ or quick meal by the roadside almost made up for our foul luck. For 5 yuan per serving, we had a meat dish, rice and 4 different veges!

Plan B was the Imperial Examination Musuem to have an idea of how the scholars of that age took their O, A and U levels. The exam centre in Nanjing was one of the biggest in China and 37,000 candidates sat for their papers in rows of cubicles just over a metre wide in the company of the occasional bug, rat and snake. Some papers would stretch over a few days which meant living and eating in these cells (There are toilets at the end of each row). Naturally some looked of the model candidates here looked delirious. One bloke was still taking the exam when he was 55. He passed and went crazy after that. The museum also show how the candidates try to cheat with notes written on palm-sized pieces of paper. Very little of the huge original complex is left and the mannequins in the mock cubicles ranged from depressed to decomposing. One cubicle was even on ‘fire’.

One exam topic went something like this: ‘Women and peasants are problematic to govern. Discuss.’

Of all the candidates who took the paper, the only one who made it was the only female who naturally was the only one who disagreed with the proposition.

On the streets just outside the museum is a cacophony of pet shops. Crickets are sold in small cans which have a tiny porcelain bowl glued to the base to contain water. When they call, they sound like shrill alarm clocks.

Soon our stomachs were calling again and had to be stuffed with some tasty Nanjing cold salted duck and ‘ba(1) xian(1) mian(4)’ or a bowl of noodles so generously stuffed with 8 different ingredients (more salted duck, sausage, pork slices, two kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoot, salted vegetables and green veges) it could feed three.

We went to the internet café across the road to search for a place to stay in Su Zhou. Many hostels have websites and can be easily traced on Google. There are also many unofficial YHA hostels but we didn’t find any in Su Zhou. These roadside wang ba or internet joints charge only 2 yuan per hour and a little less for members.

At Su Zhou, one taxi driver wanted 30 yuan to get us to our hostel not knowing that we had phoned ahead to reserve a room. They told us that a taxi should cost only 20 yuan. We hailed a more honest cab and got ourselves there for 15!

For dinner, we were suckered at Sarawak House which promised authentic Sarawakian Food. The beef rendang and the prawn sizzler was one of the worst I have ever tasted. ‘Big Al’, the Sarawakian owner (who was present) really does injustice to his native dishes and to the tourists and locals he feeds at such a high price. I should have complained but we went back to have one of the best showers in China - the type that could cook you.


7th Sept – Su Zhou

Su Zhou’s gardens are supposed to be an art-form much alike the Japanese zen gardens were water, wood and stone blend perfectly. I think they are in general a rip-off and time and money could be better spent somewhere else in China.

The Master of the Nets Garden is mainly a cluster of rooms surrounding a central pond. Very good for hide-and-seek and ninja movies. The art gallery is really nice though and auntie’s here has a son doing his Phd in NTU. It was fun talking to her about Singapore and trying to convince her that the Singapore Zoo was a better attraction than Sentosa. We also met another Singaporean tour group here who yelled to their guide ‘Wait Arr…Take picture at this pavilion first can?...Eh! The camera must adjust first!’

One thing I got out of this garden is that the floor tiles for the Forbidden City all came from Su Zhou. This I overheard from one of the guides. Not exactly shattering news but still something new.

The ultimate garden must be the one surrounding the Coiled Gate. The mastermind tries to make the rather high price of 50 yuan (for a garden surrounded by 3 storey terrace houses) worthwhile by throwing in a free show and a boat-ride in the compound. Both turned out to be severely sub-standard. For us, the highlight of this place was watching people feed a few hundred carps in the huge pond. With them swimming all over each other and mouths recklessly gasping for tiny fish food, they looked so funny. We have to give it to the Chinese, they can lay a small perfectly round marble platform, give it a fancy name like Sun Stage and make it part of the garden’s attractions. On the opposite side is the similar Moon Stage with a white crescent carved in. Some funny signs here read ‘Captive Animals Freeing Pool’ and ‘Beware of Safety’! There was a small weapon display on the old city wall featuring spears, halberds and one interesting weapon called The Judge’s Pen which is a big iron fist wrapped around a metal stake attached to a long pole.

We did pay to climb up a 9 storey pagoda just for the fun of it. The view was urban as far as the eye could see but the change for ground-level perspective was refreshing. Su Zhou is mainly a low rise old city with several fringing skyscrapers.

While Karen went online, I roamed the local neighbourhood and stumbled into the wet market. Here I witnessed my second chicken slaughter. The foul-lucked fowl was chosen, throat casually snipped with a pair of scissors and binned. The banging died down quite swiftly. This reminds me of a story one traveller told us. His friend was travelling in Cambodia and saw kittens on sale in at one market. She felt so sorry for the little prisoners that she decided make a little difference by saving one. She pointed to the cage and raised her index finger to the guy at the stall indicating that she wanted one cute little kitty. The guy picked one at random, snapped its neck and gave it to her. Next time, check if it’s a pet shop.

Su Zhou has really nice Chinese-architecture themed bus-stops. I didn’t get too see that many of their famed beauties though but they weren’t good enough reason to stay here any longer.

For lunch I had a bowl of excellent duck blood noodles, loaded with bouncy blood cubes and duck-everything except meat. Dinner was a much better re-run of beef and prawns, this time are a satanic-looking (black building outlined with red lights) Chinese restaurant. In China, eat Chinese.

28th August – Beijing

Beijing’s West Train Station is just one of 6 around Beijing and its 8 platforms are linked by one underpass to the single exit. There is a bit of a squeeze since all tickets have to be collected and destroyed but after this, it is amazingly well-signposted right down to the various bus berths.

No. 802 brought us to Qianmen, just right in font of Tiananmen Square which is in fact an extremely large rectangle. We were lured from our initial plan to stay at Leo Hostel by an offer of an 80 yuan room. The old tout asked his friend to ferry us there in his tricycle and we got our first glimpse of the Beijing hu tong. These maze of tiny houses look really old but quite a few have air-conditioning units installed. Those which are really old or have some historical value will be gazetted as national heritage and spared demolition. These supposed to have a white plaque in front but I haven’t spotted them yet. We weave through the tiny lanes and come to a new road slicing through the hu tong. By the side you could still see one half of a house that lay in the unfortunate path of destruction.

The cheapo hotel turned out to be too grimy even for us and the toilet’s scent chooses to cling to you after your visit. So we called it quits. Our rider tried to find us another location but I decided that we get back to Leo’s on our own. That’s when he demanded a tip for ferrying us here. The first tout told us that the ride would be free so I firmly refused payment. When soft reasoning doesn’t work, forget all the Zen-Peace nonsense and try the loud version which did. The guy said I am worse than the locals. I took this as a compliment and left. This was also the seedier part of town with some very dubious pink hairstyling saloons with their sex shop sidekicks.

The beef la mian we had for lunch deserves some special mention. The regular plain la mian costs Y2.5 so we upsized to the deluxe Y3 beef version. It arrived and we dug around the noodly mess to confirm that there were indeed only 4 tiny beef shavings. The old lady sitting at the same table actually scoffed!

Farang-filled Leo was everything we hoped for and we willingly paid for the 50 yuan AC dorm beds before crashing. We woke up with visa-extensions on our minds hoping we could get them extended by Friday and move on.

The Metro is a ten minute walk from Leo’s and the Visa Office another ten away from the Lama Temple Metro station. It was hot and third time unlucky with visas as we didn’t have a document called the Certificate of Temporary Accommodation which we were supposed to get from our hostel. The guys at Leo should have told us this when we asked them about the visa office. I also wasted 30 yuan to take 5 passport photos which I had forgotten to bring for the application form. Beijing being big is the main excuse visas here need 5 working days to be processed excluding the day of application. Since the office doesn’t open over the weekend that means being retained in Beijing for at least 7 days! What a way to cash in the tourist dollars! I guess we will know this capital really well. Fortunately there are enough worthy sights to occupy at least 5 days.

The colourful Lama Temple did lessen the frustration, especially after a good Cornetto at its entrance. (A bad one is one that had melted when the freezer malfunctioned and had been refrozen for sale.) The pair of stone lions here are especially grand and menacing with claws that resemble the talons of dragons. The lioness looks like she is plunging hers into her cub who tries his best to resist with his mini-talons. The male’s side of the entrance was unfortunately under construction. The temple gets grander as you make your way to the end, with the drama peaking at the top of a 55-foot sandalwood Buddha in the penultimate hall. The temple custodians are men with shaved heads in a red long sleeved shirt and black pants. They look like trendy modern monks who could know a bit of kungfu.

I entered one of the side halls and overheard two custodians arguing about the Dalai Lama in India. The older guy said ‘The Dalai Lama must be a good person, the whole world cannot be wrong.’ This prompted a whack from the younger guy who said something like ‘you must be mistaken’. Whatever the argument on who is the true Dalai Lama, this Tibetan temple, the largest outside Tibet is worth a visit, Besides the old karma-sutric statues, paintings, colourful décor, thankas(cloth paintings) and ornaments, there are lots of people, young and old praying to the various statues even to one painted a eye-popping luminous blue.
Normally, three incense sticks would do the trick but one lady decided to file her major request to the guys above with a fist full of them.

The Foreign Languages Bookshop in Wangfujing street probably has the best collection of English titles in the whole of China. You can get The Da Vinci Code for Y66 and A Farewell To Arms for 80. Fantasy novels are cheaper. Karen found a book about Empress Cixi and the concubines. They all looked at most 12 to 14 and I think his highness has really strange taste.

If you are into exotic food on a stick, come to the Food Street between Donganmen and Wangfujing Jie. Skewered on long thick sticks are scorpions, baby sharks, lavae, crickets, starfish, lizards, mini-lobsters, squid, smelly toufu, sheep spare parts and snakes. There are even sea urchins for sale. We conservatively stuck to Y5 mutton and squid chuan (satay) and a Y10 fish which was really fresh. At the end of this street is a restaurant offering a 400 intercontinental buffet spread for Y250!!

We walked back to Leo’s to let dinner have time to go down the system. Illegal hawkers show how quickly they can pack up and bike away when the authorities arrive. The Olympic are more than 700 days away and they are selling mascot keychains and other paraphernalia. China has five mascots. Unfortunat